Monday, December 10, 2007

The MICK & BUTT SHOW


A former student of mine, William Mickelsen, who likes to be called "Mick" is quite a movie buff in his own right. For several months we corresponded about movie trivia. Some of the facts unearthed were quite interesting, as well as the charm and individuality that Mick let come through in his emails. I will share some of them because they have interest and merit, and because the world needs to get to know Mick.

Mick:

Good news on the contact lens, and bummer on the sunglasses. In the L.S.&S. catalog, in the NOIR section, you need to consider the SpectraShield type, either gray (which is what you had) or amber. The other type you might consider is the Cocoon Polarized sunglasses, the gray XL. If you are at the ALVA VA, please just drop by our joint, and I will set you up with a new pair of what you had, Eschenbach Ultra Gray slip over filters.

Sorry to hear that some asshole shortened your theatrical career, but then there are assholes everywhere, right? It is probably better to walk away though, before you had to put your hands on the guy's throat and give him an attitude adjustment. Is he a faggot, that might have something to do with things. Fags always get bitchy and have control issues around read men. Take it from me.

Orvon Gene Autry was a telegrapher and he was discovered by old sage and wit, Will Rogers. Autry had the Midas touch. He was a billionaire by the time he kicked the bucket in 1998. He was the first western artist to get a gold record, the first one to sell out Madison Square Garden, and the first one to have Dell Comics sell over a million of his comic book adventures. It says he was 5'9" tall. I think it was more like 5'5", but who cares? Even Alan Ladd was taller than he was. Maybe even Robert Blake. Roy Rogers was 5'10" and he seemed to tower over Autry as did most of his co-stars. They did cast a few women in his films that were shorter than him. Roy died also in 1998, a tough year for the singing cowboys. 1998 was the death year as well for E.G.Marshall, Lloyd Bridges, Barry Goldwater, J.T.Walsh, Henny Youngman, Jack Lord, Carl Perkins, Tammy Wynette, Frank Sinatra, Alice Faye, Phil Hartman, and Roddy McDowall.

When did Roy get Trigger? Did you know Olivia de Havilland rode him in ROBIN HOOD? Did Roy ever ride any other horse in his 100 films or his TV show? Who wrote HAPPY TRAILS ?
Leonard Slye was Roy's real handle, of course. As a kid I preferred Roy to Gene, but as an old duffer I have a fondness for William Boyd as Hoppy, with Gabby Hayes and Andy Clyde as sidekicks. God, I have collected all 65 Hoppy films, and about 50 each for Roy and Gene. Sad isn't it? Something to do actually. When I retire, I could spend the first ten years just watching my 12,000films and 3,000 hours of TV series shows. I have 500 hours of just biographies and Actor's Studio interviews.

Good luck, and maybe see you this week.

Glenn Spade aka Sam Buttkus aka Rick MiaCasa.

Mick wrote:

I'M IN MUCH NEED OF A SPARE PAIR OF THE NON PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES THAT YOU GAVE ME IN THE GREAT BR! I'M TRYING TO ORDER THEM THRU THE LS&S NEWEST CATALOG WITH THE LIGHT GREEN COVER 2006-2007 EDITION. THEY ARE AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY WITH ME AND I'M TOTALLY LOST WITHOUT THEM. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH FILTER NO AND MODEL NO TO ORDER. THE HEADING ON THE PAGE IS NOIR SUNGLASSES AND THERE THE SAME STYLE AS THE PICTURE ON THE LEFT COLUMN STANDARD FIT-OVER STYLE. THE ONE YOU GAVE ME HAVE THE BLACK AND ORANGE COLORED FRAME WITH THE SIDE BLOCKERS WITH DARK GREEN LENSES JUST LIKE THE FRONT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHICH COLOR THE LENSES ARE AS LONG AS THEY DO THE JOB THAT THIS PAIR YOU GAVE DOES BECAUSE MINE HAVE BEEN USED SO MUCH THE LENSES KEEP FALLING OUT AND MY TINKERING ENGINEERING IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE! I HAD A GOOD APPT WITH THE CORNEA TOP DOG, DR WOO, AND THE OPTOPOTRIST, DR GRIEGGS, THIS WEEK AT THE VA AND I'M BACK IN THE CONTACT BUSINESS THIS WEEK!

YIPPEE KAW YEA YIPPEE KAW YOO OR AS ARE GOOD BUDDY GENE AUTRY USED TO SING TO US "I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN, BACK WHERE A FRIEND IS A FRIEND!" THE MICK AND BUTT SHOW WILL CONTINUE ON THIS WEEK WHEN YOU RECEIVE MY FIRST UNCENSORED LIVE BRILLIANCE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER I GET USED TO THE CONTACT. GYPSY CLOSED BUT I GAVE UP ON SMOKEY JOES CAFE BECAUSE THE GUY WHO PLAYED, HERBIE, IS A FIRST CLASS ASSHOLE WHO HAS BEEN DOING THAT THEATRE SO LONG HE THINKS HE OWNS IT AND BEFORE I FLATTEN HIS ASS RICK AND I BOTH DECIDED TO HANG IT UP AND RICK WAS READY TO DO THE SAME. I'M SURE IN YOUR CAREER YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SPEAKING OF MR AUTRY AND I MAY HAVE ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE, WHO WAS THE FAMOUS GENT WHO WENT INTO AN OKLAHOMA TELEGRAPH OFFICE AND HEARD A VERY YOUNG GENE AUTRY SINGING IN THE BACK AND THE REST IS HISTORY? WHAT A DISCOVERY!

REGARDS: THE EDMOND OBRIEN AND EDWARD ARNOLD ACT ALIKE,
THE FAT ASS MICKALINO!

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