The Art of Deception Is In The Eye of the Beholder

THE ART OF DECEPTION IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER "Or he who laughs last is usually the dumbest kid on the block."

"Or how my life was nearly ruined by an unjewish hippy."

It's amazing how low you go to get high. It's cheaper to pay for it. Kaptain Kundalini escapes from Knixxon's shit list. The village voice strangled by self-indulgence. Anne Venner loses control of her body in seven easy lessons in the village stone; cecil beats off sex offender. Fear and Loathing in
the Vatican, St. John Thomas's 19th book in the series "Fear and Loathing Wherever I can find it." Dame Roberta Morley sells not so great Britain to the Arabs. Herman Goering wins Grammy. Fred and Ada Ghurkin invited to jeer at crippled vets as "Some Wars Are Over" rally...

You must remember this...
A piss is just a piss...


n in explicable feeling of Charlatan the Great comes over me as I peer through the window of my seventh-floor soul.
So, You're getting bored?
So fuck you.
Turn the page.
Go to sleep.
How to drive a large car over a small body:

Why must I be he a teenager in drag? In the name of the father, mother, and Rory Calhoun, I pronounce this ship shape. Why do foo-ools fall in holes? Each night I ask the stars up aburve.

"I've seen the future and it prays." These words I leave you as I pass into a hypnotic trance brought on by a yawn of great significance. Why did the Boston strangler? Coz Lady Astor! Dr. Tong's on the phone and he wants to talk to me. Methodane: the government-sponsored killer. Ask a "real" Dr. "how to get off?" "You can't," they say, with a reassuring smile. Up you, Dr. Dildol.

One thing about Western doctors I do like is the fact that they're all ILL. "I'm arranging to have your symptoms confirmed."
"Oh, thank you, thank you, blessed, wise, and wonderful one."

They can't admit what they don't know, but they do talk Latin. Drs. and Lawyers are interchangeable; they both stick you. "I don't make house calls; I make money!"


A demiurge on behlaf of the Knights of the Order of St. Dervish:

Dear Subscriber,
As you know, at this time we generally put spells on most people. This year, we have decided to invite people to participate on a voluntary basis, or else. Please send a donation or suffer the pangs of guilt which are implict in letters of this nature. We are more deserving than anyone else on earth as far as we're concerned. In fact we're Very Important.
We hope you will find it in your well-known heart to help us in our endevors to get toilet paper to needy patrons. Our list of sponsors is similar to most other organizations (i.e., liberal, with a sprinkling of people).Do join us for a caviar breakfast to raise consciousness.

bless you in advance.

the respectable Viscount,
J.K. Tthimblestein Arcourt Smythe (e.g.i.e.phd.)

P.S. Enclosed is a list of others we've harassed in the past.

I wink to myself, and push on to the next chapter in the continuing saga of a seemingly endless character analysis.

John Lennon
Sky Writing By Word of Mouth