The Frog Prince

Alex, you crack me up. Your web site hums with humor and heart.

Glenn

The Frog Prince

So,
I’m at a bar
enjoying a beer
and minding my own business,
and suddenly a woman
comes up to me
and plants
a big wet one
on my lips.

Next thing I know,
I’m sitting here
on top
of a friggin’ trash can lid
in the middle
of nowhere,
and I can’t find
my pants.
And my beer’s gone, too!”

Alex Shapiro July 2008