X-Files Redeux

Not to be outdone by Palmer, I present:

X-Files Redeux


X-amine means dead fish.
X-act means lethargy.
X-ample means too skinny.
X-asperate is a sweaty butt.
X-ceed means a growing plant.
X-cept means hard to swallow.
X-cerpt means out of Log Cabin maple syrup.
X-cess means indoor plumbing.
X-change means more of the same.
X-cipient means a swollen lip
X-cise means too big for you.
X-cite means a closed down blog.
X-claim is an old idea revisited.
X-clude means rapid brain fever.
X-cogitate means a reformed homosexual.
X-crete means lives in Greece.
X-cursion means your dog died.
X-ecute means butt ugly.
X-ecutive means dull scissors.
X-emplary means terrible flatulence.
X-hibit means losing your cool.
X-hort is a reformed prostitute.
X-istential is done by accident.
X-odermis is a kissing cousin.
X-odus is a vaccum cleaner.
X-onerate is more than nine.
X-orcise is an expando waist band.
X-otic is insect spray.
X-pand is a reformed beggar.
X-pansive is being effeminate.
X-pectorate is a boob judge in a bikini contest.
X-pense is a nickel.
X-pensive is being impetuous.
X-perience is being invisible.
X-piration is giving up being a pirate.
X-plain is a Volvo car.
X-plicit is a repaired tear in the back of trousers.
X-plode is a fast runner.
X-plorer is an old wife beater.
X-pose is an angry model.
X-press is a loose flap.
X-quisite is when you no longer seek the answer.
X-tension is being very relaxed.
X-tenuate is pretending not to be hungry.
X-terior is now a pure bred.
X-ternal is being disoriented.
X-tinguish is an old musical instrument.
X-tract is a new structure.
X-travagant is a very large person who now always stays at home.
X-trinsic is a barber who became a plumber.

That's all folks.