Season's Verses

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Season’s Verses

“Christmas doesn’t come from a store, perhaps

Christmas means a little bit more.”--Dr. Seuss.

Rah-Bra-Hurrah

Such a pure joy you’re so busty,

for even though I can be crusty,

I think these things cost too much.

So this one’s on me--not Dutch.

from your Worst Half.

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Hangman

From the shape of this box,

You may think this is socks;

but no, it’s dotted with ducks,

so please don’t think it sucks.

from your Middle Daughter.

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Show Me the Money

It is something that loves your cash,

and you’ll need it to buy corned beef hash.

Wearing it in front like a nut,

you avoid strain on your butt.

from your Mother-in-Law.

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Vino Veritas

This is one you must not shake,

though it’s not something I did bake.

I’ll tell it’s fragile--enough said.

It can be enjoyed while in bed.

from your First Cousin.

Glenn Buttkus

Posted over at dVerse Poets Pub