Taboos R Us

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Taboos R Us

“Throwing away any piece of paper is taboo.”

--Anne Frank.

Today, most sexual taboos are available for public

consumption on numerous places on the internet.

Let’s talk beastiality, where some men enjoy sex

with animals; dogs, horses, cows and sheep, yup.

Amazingly, in 27 seconds, I was able to find six

million hits for beastiality porn.

I mean, one can find sexual slang everywhere, not

just on shithouse walls; it’s part of the vernacular.

Cunnilingus can be called

muff diving,

clit chewing,

beaver smooching,

down in the canyon.

face sitting,

tongue lashing, &

venus butterfly.

Fellatio is aka

gag factor,

giving head,

knob polishing,

dick diving,

bone bunny,

boner lick-stick,

tubesteak tickling,

embracing the trouser snake,

cobbing the joint, & of course

cocksucking.

Anal sex, somehow, is the most prolific;

butt plug,

anilingus,

fudge packing,

cornholing,

pushing the dirt back,

dirty dicking,

hiding the salami,

donkey punch,

rectal douching,

fisting,

bend over boyfriend,

sodomy,

pegging,

gerbiling,

felching, 

figging, and the 

rusty trombone.

Hey, don’t get me started.

I don’t even want to discuss

the Boston Steamer

or a Hot Karl.

Glenn Buttkus

Landai

Posted over at d'Verse Poets Pub