Thursday, August 27, 2020

Verbiage Veritas




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 Verbiage Veritas


“Theater is a verb before it is a noun, an action

before it is a place.”--Martha Graham.


Verbing can be exhausting.

I have no trouble jamming or troubling,

but hurricaning and lightninging

is much harder than

thundering and storming.


I can’t be running these days,

so I spend time experting

about film & poetics.


In this media crazy age,

less folks enjoy jawing,

preferring jousting 

with their thumbs.


I’m informed that I must

be emoting not emotioning,

and romancing

rather than romanticing.


One drives a car,

because caring

morphs into affectioning.


I could be punching and kicking

because knuckling and toeing

become murky, and fisting

is something sexual.


I like gardening, but radishing

                                carroting,

                                onioning,

                                meloning,

                                peaing,

                                corning,

                                wheating,

                                mustarding,

are all feral verbs that snag 

on your tongue and sting your ears.


I can be standing and balancing

but erecting strikes a different tone.


I am a knowing person,

but perhaps not knowledgable,

often annoying

but never jocularing,

or ponderousing.


Friending is now more acceptable,

but enemying or adversarying

is harder to pull off.


Meanwhile,

I will continue poeting

on my merry way. 



Glenn Buttkus


Posted over at d'Verse Poet's Pub MTB

16 comments:

  1. This is very amusing and brilliant, your observations on verbing! Very well-written and raw. Your writing style is truly a treat.

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  2. This is so brilliant and funny... love how you can make two different verbs with different meaning with just a small change.

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  3. This made me smile a lot - and you pick up on lots of idiosyncrasies of language here.

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  4. So funny Glenn! You made so many noun/verbs, I may have to borrow a few for my poem!

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  5. super witty!

    feel like I've been nounised ... appreciate your references to social mediaering

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  6. We turned stone into a verb and look what happened to it! Loved your clever, clever list!!

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  7. Poeting on your merry way indeed brother — but no peeing in the garden...

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  8. Dang! "all feral verbs that snag on your tongue and sting your ears." A fun riff.

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  9. Nice verb-divvying, Glenn. I saw lots of feral veggying but not potatoing.

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  10. Yes indeed; BLAMMO GOOD! What a pacemaker! Salute.

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  11. This was great and had me smiling throughout

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  12. The first things that hit me were the brilliant image and the alliterative title, Glenn, and I knew I was in for a treat, which was confirmed by the Martha Graham quotation. You obviously had fun with this exhausting exercise. I love:
    ‘…hurricaning and lightninging
    is much harder than
    thundering and storming’
    and the ‘feral verbs that snag / on your tongue and sting your ears.’
    I agree with Sarah, you picked up on lots of idiosyncrasies of language, which made me smile a lot too.

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  13. A very good illustration of why you can't make verbs out of just any old noun. Funny, and clever.

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