Mickostradamus

Mickster:

Good to see that you can still fire several hundreds words and phrases at the world from your Verbosity .44, shooting from the hip, the lip, and below the belt. Kudos to you, sir!
I have not actually talked with, or met in person any one who actually has missed the MICK & BUTT SHOW --but somehow I know that the trivia nerds everywhere are being deprived to two of the finest minds there ever was, two entertainment expatriotes that will not let go of their naked and passionate love for movies, television, and all things celluloid. So what a relief, what joy to know that Sir Mick of Mudville will resurface and he will spew his tyrantical trivia like some fountain of films; showering all within 1000 yards. And of course, Sir Butt of Bellevue will counter, piece for piece, data for data, and compound it, deepen it, and of course correct it or challenge it if applicable.

My colonoscopy last year went "smoothly" because they gave me wonderful drugs; probably Valium, and I was unaware when the 30 sphincter snake slithered along the 700 miles of upper and lower colon, searching for pollups and junk food refuse. Hopefully good drugs will be available for you. I will line up bus loads of screaming fans for the February 13th autograph signing and personal appearance. As to the big behinds, most of my weight hangs forward obscuring my waistline. My wife tells me my tush is still firm, small, and cute. Of course I pay her to say that.

Glad to hear from you. Will wait with bated breath for your next contact.

Glenn of the Glistening Gismo.

Mick wrote:

Yes, due to the puplic and private outcry of our viewing, listening and reading audience; the voices of which have been heard in the halls of congress, and massive sightings of full vapor apparitions of deceased media and celebrity giants have been sighted by reliable sources from Alaskas cold to the Florida everglades and the Rio Grande to Maine, Micks forced scholarly sabbatical and medical leave will be sacrificed for the betterment of mankind which is only in keeping with the great humanitarian traditions of the philanthropic, altruistic endeavors of the dynamic duo: Yes "The Bombastic Butt and Munificent Mick."Now that security has been tightened the new triumphant return and kickoff date for the start of the "Great Northwest" promotional live and autograph session with one hour of Q&A from the public to prove once again that the duo truly our the "Peoples Choice" and not the insular arrogant celebrities that the jealous and envious have tried to destroy with their odious tabloids and egrecious unfounded libelous, seditious, slanderous and fabricated canards, prevarications and vilifications! Yes this glorious day will occur on Tuesday, Feb. 13th when again the Dieticians will have another chance to find out how I always seem to maintain the FAT ASS that Mick and Butt are famous for which once again proves that behind every Big Man there's a BigBehind!I also will be visiting our fans at the VA Hospital on Feb. 7th for some much needed back end work to quell our critics once and for all that Mick is full of S...T but I DID HERE RUMORS to the effect that the Proctologists have ordered out thirty more feet of garden hose from WalMarts lawn and garden care center for the upcoming Colonostomy and have remarked after their initial exam that I have the biggest A..H... THEY WILL EVER WORK ON or was it that I AM THE BIGGEST A..H... they will ever work on?I was saddened to hear as I'm sure we all are of the death of Bob Mowers wife, Jenny, along with Art Buchwald an extremely gifted and humorous man. Keep up your fine work and the next email will be within 24 hours with our shows format and all the news and views tthats fit to print!

Regards: The man who would be King, Mickostradamus!