Monday, February 11, 2008

Without You


Without You

Piano speaks,
sax responds;
fingers dance
on divers
keys,
talking
in tongues and sign,
as the drummer finds
the heartbeat,
keeping the body
on its feet;

As dark waves crest,
high, harsh, and proud,
pushed
by brother wind,
kissed
by sister gray
skies;
there
near your home,
at it, within it, around it,
all of it
touching the sea
in every parameter;
creativity
that starts in trees
and stops in sand;
like a hundred miles
of beach belt,
holding up, bracing
the island;
keeping it
from sliding back
into the slippery salt
from whence
it came.

But certainly you know,
probably you understand,
that without you
we cannot find
the other shoe;
without you
we don’t know
what to do;
without you
the sky was never
blue,
not even once.

So
welcome back,
song lady.
For we missed your
guidance,
and counsel,
and your
eyes,
and your
heart.

Glenn Buttkus 2008

Friday, February 8, 2008

Without Borders


Without Borders

I am back
from a few days
of work and play
in Los Angeles.

It was a wonderful trip,
filled
with terrific friends
and experiences,
but still
I was relieved
to be home
on the Salish Sea;
the historical common name
for the watery
geologically gem-laden
environment
spawning the archipelago
that drizzles itself
across the U.S.
and lower B.C.

I am beginning
to wonder
if any stray parts
of me
might have lived
here
in a previous existence.

What was I?
Human?
Bald eagle?
Sea slug?

From the very day
I moved here,
it has felt oddly
as though this has been
home
to me
for many years.

As close to
Los Angeles
as I had become
in twenty-four
action-packed years—
not a pang
held my heart
for even a moment
upon my return
to that city.

And yet each time
my ferry
or light plane
lands
on San Juan Island—
the pang arrives
in the form
or joy
and comfort.

Two days before
I left for California,
I had ferried
to and from British Columbia’s
Salt Spring Island;
a neighbor
to the northwest
just across the border—
and the reason
I ended up living on
San Juan Island.

The day was cool
and foggy,
and presented
a fresh planet of visuals
to me
as I crossed
from one side
of the boundary waters
to the other.

Obscured
by a haunting marine layer
and coyly lit
by flecks of sunlight,
the islands
and the sea
were simultaneously
new and familiar;
just like
my life here.

Staring out
across a random border,
I wondered whether
this lone sailor
might have had similar
thoughts
as his vessel passed
effortlessly between
two worlds.

Alex Shapiro July 2007

Lunista Occludus


Lunista Occludus

As I type this
At 2:15 am
early Tuesday,
a black and white
phenomenon
is occurring
directly in front of my eyes:
a total lunar eclipse.

How is it
That this event—
not that uncommon,
is always
so fascinating?

To my delight,
the moon has risen
right in front
of my desk window.

With one eye
on the keyboard
and the other
to the sky,
I am marveling
as a larger and larger
bite
gets taken out
of this formerly electric
full moon,
causing
the surrounding woods
to dim
dramatically.

Opening my door
and stepping into
the forest
that shrouds my studio,
I realize
that it is the first time
I’ve been in such
a relatively isolated natural environment
while experiencing
this sight.

It deeply struck me
just how frightening
these inexplicable
skyward events were
to our ancestors,
whose lives were tethered
to the rise and fall
of the sun and moon.

Watching
an unidentifiable mass
of dark gray
begin to swallow
up the rock
above your head,
that which you have always
depended upon,
must have been
very scary.

Watching it
consume that orb
and then turn it
copper red
must have been nearly
terrifying.

Oh, the relief
they must have felt
in an hour
or so,
as the world
they knew
was returned to them.

Alex Shapiro August 2007

Rockbird, Cool Cello


I was cruising through the kelp on Alex Shapiro's blogsite, and I came across one special day for her, October 17, 2007. She just had a CD release [perhaps NOTES FROM THE KELP], and she was readying herself for a whirlwind week of activity on both coasts. As a hopeless poet myself, I continue to find poetry in her prose. To my surprise and chagrin, I also found that I am only one of "many" poets who has flocked to the Shapiro bandwagon. I thought that by giving her the gift of my poetic meanderings, I was doing something unique. Now I feel like the high schooler that finally gets up the courage to ask the cheer leader out, and find out that she has had several other offers for Saturday. No, actually, I am excited to be a new Kelphisto, and I will continue to find the rythmns and rhyme within her musings and prose.

The following came off her site:

I have no idea what kind of music this is.

I’ll be off the rock and off-island, as it’s called here, for the next week as I do business in Los Angeles and New York. Between the CD release today, the various events I’m speaking at and two new commissions that just rolled in, it’s an active time. Never too active to blog, but despite having a laptop in tow on the trip, I never quite know whether the technology will cooperate. Meanwhile, I have the bloginatrix decency to leave you with this soothing image from the shore that laps near this house. I very much look forward to being home again amidst this calm next week.

I noticed that Billboard has listed my new album under the category of rock. And a radio show in the midwest aired a track from it on their jazz program. And tomorrow I’ll be live in L.A. on a classical show. Frankly, I’m delighted with the lack of clarity here, although a few people might be scratching their heads when they take the new pup out for a spin if they expect the disc to adhere to one of these genres for very long. Categorization is the antithesis of listening openly, and I’m so pleased that I’ve stumped the judges with a collection of pieces for small ensembles, which pretty much describes most rock bands, jazz combos and chamber ensembles I know. Rock on.

poeticjustice said,
October 30, 2007 @ 5:55 pm

Hi, Alex! It’s been a while since I’ve visited your site, and I can’t tell you how pleased I am to see your good fortune, as displayed on your main site! You’ve quite a number of successful endeavors worthy of the accolades being showered on you like confetti raining from the sky. Congratulations!

How wonderful it is that your work defies categorization! Being listed under a number of music genres can only guarantee more listeners and exposure. It also allows you a fair amount of experimentation, if you choose to do so. *smile*

Although your specialty is in music and mine is in words, I’d like to provide a link to your blog for my readers, if it’s alright with you. I’d like to leave you with another poem, as our love for the sea is mutual:

Felician Fingers Strum

I watch the night settle over me
with the gentleness of a sleeping baby
at its mother’s breast,
and wonder where you are
and wonder where you are..

Somewhere on the distant shore -
Felician fingers strum a melody
the waves seem to carry out to Sea,
and wonder where you are.

Don’t tell me you’ve never held the hand
of love - for just one moment -
as love has been your companion
for years untold,
and wonder where you are.

Felician fingers strum our song
of Love and simple Truth -
to ride the winds and search afar,
and wonder where you are -
and wonder where you are..

Copyright © Janet Leigh

Alex Shapiro said,
October 31, 2007 @ 1:03 am

Hi Janet, thanks so much for your gift of this poem! Lovely, lovely. And thanks for your supportive message! It’s been a fun and busy time.

Peace and magic to you,
Alex

[Of course I can't but wonder if this particular poet is "the" Janet Leigh, the actress, who might have been a neighbor of Alex's while she lived in Malibu?]

And now it is my pleasure to present to you, the throbbing masses, the "hidden" poem within this particular piece of Shapiro prose:

Rockbird, Cool Cello

I noticed
that Billboard
had listed my new album
under the catagory
of rock.

And a radio show
in the Midwest
aired a track
from it
on their jazz program.

And tomorrow
I will be live in L.A.
on a classical show.

Frankly,
I am delighted
with the lack of clarity
here.

Although a few people
might be scratching
their heads
when they take
the new pup
out for a spin,
if they expect
the disc to adhere
to one of these genres
for very long.

Categorization
is the antithesis
of listening
openly--
and I am so pleased
that I have stumped
the judges
with a collection of pieces
for small ensembles;
which pretty much describes
most rock bands,
jazz combos,
and chamber ensembles
I know.

Rock on.

Alex Shapiro October 2007

Rock on indeed, Ms. Shapiro, rock on indeed.

Glenn

We Are Artists


I have just finished reading Sherman Alexie's book THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST INDIAN, and after I turned the last page I always have a small wave of sadness; for Alexie is habit forming. His stories and poetry and essays burst from their pages and pin my ears back, and make me smile and guffaw, and bring me to tears, make me clinch my fists, makes me stare at heaven and raise my hands in exasperation, and they make the old heart in my hairy chest swell to bursting with pride and shame and memory.

In 2003 he was interviewed about his then new book, TEN LITTLE INDIANS. I have just ordered my copy of this book and I am looking forward to reading those ten stories, looking for those parallel characters, plots, themes, and symbols that haunt all his work. Maybe I will find a character named Polatkin, or an old man whose last name is Falls Apart, which Alexie has named his corporation, his conglomerate.

In the following article, published on BOOK PAGE.COM in 2003, he made a statement that just hums and resonates with me, "It's our job. We're artists. We're supposed to be loud and poetic and crass and inappropriate." My God, sir, you have just conducted my anthem, written my Bio, smacked me right between the ears. I love it.

Crossing cultures

Sherman Alexie explores the sacred and the profane

INTERVIEW BY KATHERINE H. WYRICK

Sherman Alexie may be one of the most acclaimed writers of his generation. The author of such novels as Reservation Blues and Indian Killer is also a poet and a screenwriter (Smoke Signals, The Business of Fancydancing). Alexie is a literary force to be reckoned with, but he watches "American Idol" like the rest of us. Award-winning authors need downtime, too.

Even while channel-surfing on the couch, his young son beside him, Alexie is doing more than meets the eye. During an early-morning phone call to his home in Seattle, Alexie says, "We've lost old ceremonies and we're casting about looking for new ones. And we don't know yet if they're going to work or not."

Ceremonies like watching "American Idol"? Alexie, a fan of pop culture, says yes.
"There's a hell of a lot of people watching this with me right now, and I thought, well, that's a ceremony, and we can't diminish the importance of that. We still have all those ceremonies, that shared stuff, the rituals, it's just that we don't learn anything through [them], nobody learns anything by watching 'American Idol,' nobody is challenged. Our ceremonies now don't require us to be conscious. That's what they're supposed to do."

Making connections

Alexie's latest collection of short stories, Ten Little Indians, tells the stories of people in search of the rituals and ceremonies that lend life meaning. They are characters longing for authentic connections with others; they are everyday people, Native Americans, trying to navigate their way through the modern world. Ten Little Indians holds within its pages many journeys, at once ordinary and epic. As Alexie says of his characters, "Everybody's on a religious quest, everybody's a pilgrim."

There is Corliss in "The Search Engine," a student on the trail of an elusive poet, trying to discover her own identity. There is Jackson in "What You Pawn I Will Redeem," a homeless Indian who must raise $1,000 in 24 hours to buy back his grandmother's powwow regalia stolen years earlier. The image we are left with at the end of this story is so stirring and powerful it lingers like an aftershock.

In "What Ever Happened to Frank Snake Church?," the final story in the collection, a once well-known basketball player honors his father's death by obsessively throwing himself back into a sport he sacrificed long ago. Witnessing him work through his grief is, at times, a painful thing to see, but Alexie doesn't go in for tidy resolutions or anything that smacks of sentimentality. "I wanted all these stories to be love stories and not happy endings, sanitized love stories, but the real mess. . . . Love is shaky, and magical, and terrifying," says Alexie.

Though, at this early hour, Alexie is soft-spoken, his tone bears a trace of the raw, bold voice behind his writing. In what is sure to be one of the more controversial stories in the collection, "Can I Get a Witness?," an act of terrorism brings two strangers into an even stranger alliance. Here Alexie, an outspoken peace activist, demonstrates once again that he has the courage to speak his truth, to question long-held beliefs and the status quo. Of this he says, "It's our job. We're artists. We're supposed to be loud and poetic and crass and inappropriate."

Alexie's writing, though provocative, is also funny. "It's the way I look at the world, with humor, and it's not necessarily on purpose. My family is very funny, and in fact if you put my brothers and sisters and [me] together, you find I'm the least funny one," Alexie says. "It certainly is a family way of looking at the world, and my tribe in a sense too; there's a lot of humor. In the Northwest especially, the joke is that if you have a gathering of Native Americans from all over the country, you know where the Northwest Indians are because they're the loud laughing ones."

"I didn't know I was going to be a funny writer," Alexie says. "I just started writing and people laughed. And at first I was sort of offended. I expected, like many young people, that writing was supposed to be so serious—that if people were laughing it couldn't be serious. But I've learned that humor can be very serious. You know if you have people laughing, you can talk about very difficult subjects. I use it as an aesthetic—I suppose I should say anesthetic—and also to be profane and blasphemous. There's nothing I like more than laughing at other people's idea of the sacred."

Keeping the culture alive

In Ten Little Indians, as in his other works, Alexie also explores questions of identity, both personal and cultural. Corliss, a latent poet in "The Search Engine" says, "no matter what I write, a bunch of other Indians will hate it because it isn't Indian enough, and a bunch of white people will only like it because it's Indian." Asked if Alexie shares these sentiments, he says that at times he does feel "trapped by other people's ideas of who I am and who I'm supposed to be . . . there are so many ideas about Indians, none of which we created. It's a special situation being colonized people where the colonizers always get to define us—and that still happens."

Asked about Native American culture being relegated to museums, Alexie says, "I love museums, but for me the greatest part of all this is I'm a completely active member of the culture. Forgive the immodesty, but I think it's much more important for an Indian like me to be in The New Yorker magazine than it is for me or an Indian to be in a museum [so that] we join the culture rather than become a separate part of it. It's great to talk about traditions and to see them represented and to get a sense of history, but I think it's more important to change the possibilities of what an Indian is and can be right now.

"We're not separate, we're not removed, we're an integral and living part of the culture."

Sherman Alexie, master of many mediums and a gifted storyteller, is living proof of that fact.

Katherine H. Wyrick, a former editor of BookPage, lives in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Glenn Buttkus, co-host of this blog, special educator for the blind, ex-actor, poet, unpublished novelist, essayist, progressive, film reviewer, muckraker, malcontent, mental activist, husband, father, citizen, clutz, putz, and Indian wannabe, who is soon to be retired from the drudgery of the yoke, the white collar and the office--lives in Sumner, Washington, that Ozzie & Harriet town just east of Puyallup, nestled at the shoulders of the foothills of the Cascades, in the glidepath for the next mud slide coming off an erupting Mt. Rainier; and he cannot seem to read enough Sherman Alexie or Cormac McCarthy.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Shapiro's World: Welcome to It


I wondered how much of a Bio the Wikipedia encyclopedia had on friend Alex Shapiro, and actually it held a bunch of cool data. So for those of you who wonder about her, up there on San Juan Island, and have not yet gone to one of her web sites, my favorite being NOTES FROM THE KELP, to listen to some of her music, and enjoy both her photography and comments, then get off your cyber posteriors and check her out.

Alex Shapiro

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Alex Shapiro (born January 11, 1962 in New York City) composes acoustic and electroacoustic chamber music favoring combinations of modal harmonies with chromatic ones, and often emphasizing strong pulse and rhythm.

Published by Activist Music, her works appear on artists’ CDs for the Cambria Master Recordings, Innova Recordings, Crystal Records, Centaur Records, DC Records, and Oehms Classics labels. Educated at The Juilliard School and Manhattan School of Music as a student of Ursula Mamlok and John Corigliano, Ms. Shapiro has received honors and awards including those from The American Music Center, ASCAP, the American Composers Forum, Mu Phi Epsilon, the California Arts Council and the MacDowell Colony.

Performance highlights include Ms. Shapiro's Sonata for Piano at the Beijing Modern Music Festival in China, For My Father from her Piano Suite No. 1: The Resonance of Childhood on the MoMA of New York series The American Season in Berlin, Desert Tide premiered at the Stellenbosch New Music and Art Festival in South Africa, Trio for Clarinet, Violin and Piano at the National Museum of Women in the Arts in Washington, D.C. and At the Abyss performed at Carnegie Hall in New York. Other notable works in her catalog include Deep, a work for contrabassoon and electronics; a flute quartet, Bioplasm; and a string quintet, Current Events.

Ms. Shapiro’s pieces have been the topic of two doctoral dissertations, and her life and music were the subject of the one-hour syndicated radio show, American MusicMakers, broadcast in February 2006 on public radio stations across the United States.

Ms. Shapiro has been an active participant in the Los Angeles art music community, as President of the Board of Directors of The American Composers Forum of Los Angeles and Moderator of ACF-LA’s Composers Salon series from 2000 through 2007, for which she has interviewed over 80 composers. She has served as an officer on the boards of national music organizations including NACUSA, The College Music Society, and The Society of Composers & Lyricists, and is a member of the Advisory Board of the Los Angeles City College music department and of the Alumni Council of Manhattan School of Music.

Ms. Shapiro's guest lectures at universities and conservatories place an equal emphasis on music composition and current publishing technologies and business skills for composers. She has been a featured speaker at music events including NARAS' Grammy® in the Schools, the International Alliance for Women in Music's International Congress of Women in Music, ASCAP's I Create Music Expo, Chamber Music America's National Conference and the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s First Nights series at Walt Disney Concert Hall, and was the Keynote speaker for the Society of Composers, Inc. 2006 National Student Conference.

A theme throughout Ms. Shapiro's career has been her involvement and volunteerism in issues related to music as well as those only obliquely so. She served on the Board of Directors of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California from 1990 to 1996, including a term as the 30,000-member affiliate's Vice President. In her capacity as the Chairperson of the ACLU/SC's State and National Legislative Action Committee, Ms. Shapiro produced three Conferences that brought State senators, Assembly members, clergy and community leaders together for day-long seminars to openly debate current issues, often related to the same free speech and First Amendment rights upon which artists rely.

Ms. Shapiro is the recipient of three awards from the ACLU honoring her activism, including being named the 1993 Chapter Activist of the Year.

Shapiro now resides in Washington state's San Juan Islands, and her website offers a comprehensive overview of her work.

Well, gosh, that is quite a list of accomplishments for a gorgeous gal who was born the year I graduated from high school, who then grew up in the mean streets of NYC. It amazes me that despite her impressive Bio and fabulous success with her music, she is gregarious, approachable, warm, intelligent, giving, and interested in all forms of artistic fellowship. And I was able to sense all these things about her just from listening to her music, and visiting with her on her blog. Imagine what it would be like to be in the same room with her?

Glenn Buttkus

Sherman's FLIGHT


For those of you who have actually not yet read FLIGHT by Sherman Alexie, do yourselves a favor and read it. It is laden with his imaginative and heartfelt storytelling that never misses to be both humane and dystopic, philosophical and poetic. Following is an interview done with Alexie by the Spokane INLANDER in April of 2007. When you read FLIGHT you will think about Kurt Vonnegut and other novelists, poets, and mystics that used time travel to make their various points.


A Wizard of Words

by KEVIN TAYLOR

Sherman Alexie, riveting poet, rollicking storyteller, is appearing in Spokane Sunday on tour to promote his first novel in 10 years, Flight.

There. That's the news of it. But you aren't reading this for the news of it.
Take a deep breath, then, because I'm not waiting for you:

Remember all that "for the want of a horseshoe nail" drumbeat of propaganda alleging that every single one of us — even you, the squirmy doofus who was sentenced to the sunspot magnifying glass horrors of the First Row because your parents found out you couldn't even see the blackboard much less anything written on it, and that's why you're a failure already (break your mother's heart) in the third grade — was an important cog in the mighty workings of the universe?

Well, by that logic, when you go to the Bing on Sunday afternoon, it's because dorky guys pretending to be wizards made Sherman Alexie the writer he is today.
I swear.

He'll even say so.

"Dorky guys pretending to be wizards made me the writer I am today," Sherman Alexie says.

I apologize; there is journalistic license of compression in the preceding sentence. The fullness of the way Alexie says it is more nuanced and funny and heartbreaking all at the same time — just like an Alexie story.

It starts, as many of his stories do, on a trip with his dad, who is dead now. Anybody who's read Alexie's poems knows about his dad, who lives on as the complicated genie of every dad who demands room in the story of any son, sometimes revealing too much and other times not nearly enough.

"When I was in grade school," Alexie begins, "there was a Spokesman story about this hobby shop that used to be right off the Maple Street Bridge, right near that graffiti bridge wall if that's still there."

The newspaper story was all about dorky guys hanging out at this shop playing war games. Somehow this was big for a Spokane Indian boy.

"So Dad took me to the store and I sat and watched. I was 7 or 8. Dad went someplace else, probably next door to the bar, and I sat and watched these guys I thought were the coolest dudes in the world. I'm sure they were dorky 22-year-olds, but I watched them have this war, this Lord of the Rings war, for hours."

It was mighty... and captivating and important enough that Alexie's dad purchased a Dungeons and Dragons game. Alexie remembers a white box with pieces that were tiny and the text thin.
He held that box in his small brown hands, expectant, all the way back to the HUD house on the Spokane Indian Reservation near Wellpinit. Or maybe the box was in a paper bag, crinkling around on the floor on the passenger side. Doesn't matter; once he got it home, the box held the portent to transform Alexie into the coolest of dudes.

He was already a kid singled out by well-meaning but oblivious teachers as someone who was smarter than you in a universe that stomped the crap out of teacher's pets — even unwilling ones.

"I was always dreaming if I could get a magical sword I could kill all the bullies on the rez," Alexie says.

The slender white box, it turns out, didn't give Alexie the powers he thought it would.

"I could never get anyone on the rez to play," he says. "So I sat in my basement and played hours and hours of masturbatory Dungeons and Dragons."

And here's why:
"It was the story-telling nature of it ... it was the heroics ... it was an escape from a shitty-ass world," he says.

In the classic way of fantasy quests, it was the thing unlooked for that lent the power Alexie still wields.

Dorky guys pretending to be wizards made him the writer he is today.

Oh, this is so Spokane. Free tickets – about 600 free tickets – to attend Alexie's Sunday afternoon reading at the Bing vanished into your sweaty, buffet-tong paws just days after they became available.

Oh, sure, he's big now. Back in the day, it seemed Alexie was reading at Auntie's every five minutes, sometimes the STA schedule, sometimes even opening for people you've never heard of. Like Janet Campbell Hale. (Be honest: Name three of her books.) Where were you then, Spokane?

Once Alex Kuo at WSU helped Alexie forge his voice, it has always had the power to astonish. And Alexie was quick to realize being a good storyteller was not the same as being a good reader and his appearances soon became SRO.

There was that first collection of poems, The Business of Fancy Dancing, that made you wonder how so much laughter, so many tears, such longing and goofiness could fit into such a skinny book.

Then came the short stories, the novels, Hollywood. And the well-documented spiral into "posses" and bling and the seamy underground world of poetry slams where the Mob dictates the winners. (What? Not the cap-M mob?) Never mind.

Sherman's a professor now. Yeah, dig this: at the UW. ("Here I am the Cougar alum teaching for the Huskies ... it's sort of like jury duty for me," he says). You know how white professors grow their hair long and pretend to be Indians or hippies? If Sherman's any example it seems Indian professors cut their hair short to appear to be bankers.

He's 40. He's got the short hair, now. And he's in Spokane as part of a book tour to promote his first novel in 10 years.

And you know he's not going to put on a pair of half-glasses and drone away, occasionally moistening his lips with a damp kerchief. There will be jokes, there will be riffs, improv. Tragedy and accusations. That's why we all went to Auntie's to snag the free tickets. He's a ride, not a reader.

It's cool with Alexie. He understands Spokane.

"When you think about my lifestyle, I am very much Spokane," says the father of two boys who play Dungeons and Dragons in the basement.

"And not the new Spokane," he hastens to add, "I am not the condos in the old Burlington Coat Factory Spokane. I am the P.M. Jacoy where you buy a Swisher Sweet and a pull-tab Spokane."

He was saddened last week at the death of Kurt Vonnegut. Alexie has spent weeks talking about Vonnegut because Flight, a story about the horrors and comedy of a 15-year-old half-Indian foster child who wants to wreak vengeance on the world, uses the same device Vonnegut did when relating the horrors and comedy of fire-bombing Dresden: time travel.

Because he's Sherman Alexie, a major literary figure and an Indian, Flight is getting some rave reviews.

Because he's Sherman Alexie, a major literary figure and an Indian, Flight is getting pummeled.

"This is the first time I've felt like a very large target," he says. And he's not surprised.

Some reviewers, hearing the news Alexie signed a contract to deliver some young adult novels, are treating Flight as one of them. And they're looking down their literary noses. Some are even — God save us — bashing the novel because of its page count (208). That's like pounding Rembrandt because he didn't do more sofa-sized pieces, the bastard.

Others, as they did with Vonnegut, don't know what to make of the sci-fi whiff of time travel.
In a universe that can often withhold such things, there is a nice bit of serendipity. Alexie's editor for Flight was Vonnegut's editor for Slaughterhouse-Five and sent Alexie a gift.

"He forwarded me the original New York Times review of Slaughterhouse-Five. It was absolutely condescending in the same way some reviews are of mine — and mine is no Slaughterhouse-Five, just a meager replica."

Which sets Alexie off on a riff.

"Native writers are so f---ing literary. We are all professors," he wails. "All these young writers coming up get into teaching. No one is even aspiring to be Stephen King.
"I went to Grindhouse the other night, and I thought, 'Why isn't any Indian trying to make movies like this?'" Alexie asks.

He wants redsploitation flicks and already has the poster — a muscled Indian glaring and glowering. His name is Johnny Fire, and the tagline is: "He's just pissed. ..."

Alexie gets animated: "I have the first scene. A model-gorgeous Indian woman in a flannel shirt with the cut-off sleeves is driving behind some tourists when they hit an elk. Kill the sucker. She jumps out of her truck with a big knife, freaks out the tourists. Runs to the elk, slices it open and looks at the tourists and says 'You got to get the pituitary gland out before it ruins the meat.'"
And of course that's not news to any of us here in Spokane. But it's why Spokane wants to see Sherman Alexie.

Spokane holds a place for Alexie, too.

"I'm just happy Dutch's Pawn Shop is there," he says. "One of the great memories of my life is going to Dutch's with my dad and buying comic books by the pound. Dutch's Pawn Shop is always showing up in my work."

It's weird, Alexie says, that Dutch's is on one side of Main Avenue in downtown Spokane and that Auntie's is right on the other side. In actual steps it's nothing, but the personal journey is another matter.

"That walk across the street from Dutch's to Auntie's is huge," he says.

Publication Date: 4/18/07

I borrowed this article right off Alexie's website, which is a real ride for any of us that enjoy, that live for the next poem, short story, or novel; or possibly film. Sherman Alexie, in his own way, has become a Titan, a literary behemoth, who hibernates within the catacombs of his office up there on Aurora in Seattle. He still has the power to dazzle us, to bring us to tears, to make us sad we are simply white, and not just a smidge Indian. Like Burt Reynolds, I was always told that my great great great grandmother on my mother's side was a Cherokee princess. Too bad she wasn't part of the Salmon Tribe, those infamous Spokanes.

Glenn Buttkus