Types of Fish I Don't Like

TYPES OF FISH I DON'T LIKE


whiskered fish
milk fish
mudfish
bottom-feeding fish
belly fish
tv fish
prerecorded fish
heartless fish
chocolate fish
fish having an affair
fish working a dead-end job
fish reliving its halcyon days
fish in line at the DMV
vice president fish
fish hooker
fish potato
fish working for minimum wage
fish with no health insurance
fish who eats too much at Thanksgiving
fish who discriminates against other fish
fish pretending to be a shark
fish with money problems
fish in the bathroom
pun fish
soda fish
fish with legs
fish that walks on land
fish with a swimming pool
mansion fish
indicted fish
acquitted fish
presidential-hopeful fish
fish with mob connections
fish with a shell
fish on land
fish eating candy
fish who loves too much
Victorian fish
over-the-transom fish
fish with poor depth perception
fish staring at the glass

C.L. Bledsoe

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