Down Home With Junior

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Down Home With Junior

1.
I do so enjoy reading this blog site,
while sitting here so lonely on my ranch.
No one visits me now.
No one tells me what to do.
So I just count my money and drink Lone Star
and daydream that I am still
the most powerful man on the planet.

.......George W. Bush, Jr.

2.
I painted you last week, there in Texas,
bent over nude, riding a wild boar,
with a dildoo shoved up your rectum,
with your mom riding an armadillo,
and your dad riding your wife,
and your brother on a unicycle
juggling candidate buttons,
with very tall elephants in the back ground,
one of them carrying Osama Bin Laden,
propped up dead, lashed with a lariat,
with berka-wearing topless women
running backwards,
and several clock faces weeping,
with oil wells spouting blood,
with a blizzard of green backs whipping up
from the great fence in the south,
with a giant cactus that has three
human arms and five human legs,
with a rattlesnake wearing a Stetson
dangling from your right hand,
and a severed gas pump handle
dangling from your left hand,
you wearing a fez with golden tassels,
and three one-legged Iraqi War veterans chasing
after your caravan of shame, with an alligator
holding your flight suit in its mouth,
and a knot of fire ants waving
small American flags.
I call it "Fun With the Bush's".

.........Salvador Dali



Glenn Buttkus

June 2011

Listed as #34 over on Magpie Tales 70

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