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“I have no time for your fucking negativity.”
Jennifer Lopez’s Abs Game
has become Next Level;
She has just completed a 22-day Vegan diet,
& has been quoted as saying:
Hey, I really enjoyed it.
You never know how good you can feel
until you put healthy food
into your body. Well, hell, at 45
years of age she still is holding it all together,
& getting headlines by flashing her bra & abs.
Bladerunner, Oscar Pistorius, was sentenced
to five years in prison. He was taken to an overcrowded
maximum security facility
Kogosi Mampuru II, where
he will be held away
from the general population, secondary
to his disability & high profile.
He is eligible for parole in ten months,
when he will stay under house arrest for the remainder of
his term of sentence.
A Florida sheriff’s deputy is now facing felony charges
after officials found out that he accepted
oral sex from a woman
in exchange for not arresting her; imagine that.
Here in WA state,
Gavin Seim, a former congressional candidate
flagged down a police officer
who was patrolling in an unmarked car.
In WA, police can only use
unmarked cars for undercover work;
otherwise how can citizens pulled over
by them really know if they are legitimate;
too many thugs out there pulling over women
for robbery, extortion, or rape.
As I prepare for my next colonoscopy,
I read where Andrew Walls, 32, claims
that Delaware surgeons dressed him
in sexy pink women’s panties
while he was under anesthetic.
The doctors claimed it was simply
an outrageous prank perpetrated
by some of his own unsavory colleagues; regardless,
he is suing for extreme emotional distress.
I guess they left out the pantie liner.
a bachelor living in a rural area
of Northern CA, suffered a heart attack,
while outside, & died. Shortly after that, his corpse
was dragged off into the woods
& eaten by a black bear; who stripped
him of his clothes
& feasted on his corpse for several days,
eating 85% of his body;
Relatives are considering suing
the U.S. Forest Service for gross negligence.
Jillian Michaels, a weight trainer
for the TV show BIGGEST LOSER,
says that she is uncomfortable
Breaking News--Famous artist Banksy
was not arrested yesterday
at 3 in the morning, supposedly
apprehended by the
24 Hour Anti-Graffiti Task Force,
& his name is definitely not
it all turned out to be a silly hoax.
a critical care nurse in Italy
was arrested for murdering
38 of her patients
over a five year period, who simply
This is Glenn Buttkus, thank you for joining me this afternoon,
& letting me share the pertinent news of the day.
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