Why in the Name of All That's Wonderful Doesn't English
Tidy Up It's Pronunciation!
There was a young fellow from Hove
who lost (from a pair) the left glove.
He said with a sigh
"How will I get bigh,
If the temperature downwards should move"
aka: Doctor FTSE
Posted over on his site This Is Getting Silly
Listed as #46 over on Magpie Tales 46