Groucho's Pajamas
I decided to quit
my African safari
when an elephant shot me
and stole my pajamas.
I have no idea
what he thinks
he's going to do
with my pajamas.
I grabbed
the first flying boat
and arrived in Tuscaloosa
in time
to get my personal
SR81 titanium spy plane
out of the hock shop
and was well on my way home
when I ran out of gas
in some little podunk town
where they don't even sell
titanium spy plane fuel.
So I had to blow up
my inflatable 10 speed bicycle
and ride
the rest of the way.
Doug Palmer July 2008
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