Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Swing Low, Sweet



Swing Low, Sweet


A tall jazz musician
from Birmingham, Alabama,
says that the name of his
god is Oxygen, not Jesus,

and that the best pussy is
Japanese because
"Their mothers teach them
how to use those muscles."

He had to quit the Muslims
because, as he told them:
"Pork saved my life when
I was a boy back in
Birmingham, Alabama."


Harvey Goldner

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