photograph of glenn by shane shier
Glenn, Yes--but not Ford, Beck, Close, Campbell, Fry, or Miller.
“Glenn accepts this, & is now looking at how best to shape
his squad with the money that’s available.”--Jez Moxley.
Google gives up 5,020 results when you type in
my name; that always amazes me.
Glenn is listed over on IMDb, spent a dizzying decade
as a professional, moving excitingly from high school
to community to college theatrics & attended the
prestigious Professional Actor’s Training Program
at the U of W.
Glenn is on Facebook, and some friends call him
frenzied, & the King, averaging 80 postings per day,
and regularly spanked/restricted by FB for trying
to do too much; often posting his poetry & photography.
Glenn is listed over on blogger.com & his Bio
is starting to sound/look very familiar.
Glenn is listed as a member of LinkedIn, only
got involved because some of his friends
Glenn is on Twitter, & in a little over a year
has tweeted 12,000 times; listed as an
ex-teacher, ex-actor, & ex-wage slave;
now retired, & running with the dVerse dogs.
Glenn lives in Sumner, WA, near Tacoma,
and his phone #/address dangles nakedly
for all to peruse on whitepages.com
Glenn spent 33 years as a Blind Rehab Specialist,
worked for the VA, & is still listed out on the
Tacoma Rehabilitation Site at
Glenn is “Calling All Film Buffs” to join the
Tacoma Film Club in an article under City Life
Glenn is listed under the fetching Code
#1053422923 on the suspicious NPI
Number Repository Lookup Service
over at upivalidator.com.
Glenn once gave an interview about the
TFC as part of the Washington City Arts
over at cityartsmagazine.com.
Glenn started his joyful international networking
with other worldwide poets in 2009 over on
out of England & France.
Glenn is often surprised by how many of poems
just show up on websites & blogs he never
heard of, like FOUR BUCK GAS over on
Glenn discovered that there are 17 other people
named Buttkus listed on Facebook, Twitter,
& My Space according to peekyou.com.
Glenn attended several of the cyber-Balls over at
Tess Kinkaid’s willowmanor.blogspot.com.
Glenn is the Director of the Tacoma Film Club,
has been a member for 9 years, & hosts
screenings, & discussion nights; so sayith
Glenn has a personal blog site, [yes, only one],
called FEEL FREE TO READ, over at
bibliosity.blogspot.com, started up in 2007 with
the help of friends, has posted 9,374 times,
sports 522,100 pageviews, & most of his
postings get flagged often by Google.
Glenn’s shocked to see his personal health data
dangled diligently over at healthgrades.com.
Glenn was graciously interviewed by Laurie Kolp
as a monthly spotlight on PRETZELS &
BULLFIGHTS over at dversepoets.com.
Glenn is listed as a 1962 graduate of Chief Sealth
High School over at classmates.com.
Glenn, eons ago, used to be a Top Reviewer
over at amazon.com, racking up 98 film reviews,
& 577 Listmania Lists.
Glenn, somehow, mistakenly I assume, got his
Bio listed on Biography of Famous People
at celebceleb.com--what the hell’s up with that?
Glenn recently became a member of the
Tacoma Filmmakers & Screenwriters group
over on meetup.com.
Glenn was a finalist in 2008 with one of his
War Poems, ON PATROL, over at
Glenn can be seen online over at the
“Best selection of free streaming Glenn Buttkus
movies” on 1channelmovie.com.-- but
don’t blink or you might miss the cameos.
Glenn is the primary writer/contributor of film
announcements & reviews over on the
posting over 400 times, including 70 movie
reviews, where we discover that the Tacoma
Film Club has been called a “Haven for Film
Buffs” by the Tacoma News Tribune.
Glenn’s poetry submissions were rejected by
Glenn is listed as a guest critic & film discussion
leader for the Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.,
over at zoominfo.com.
Glenn never realized that he actually had been
nominated for a Shorty Award at the 54th annual
event; who knew?
Then on Page 7 of the Google list we start to bump
into the Buttkus dooplegangers: Tricia, Walter, Pat,
Kurt, Jim, Diana, & Joshua;
and then Buttkus morphs into Buttrum, Butterton,
Buttkins, Butterfield, Buttner, Buttkey, Buttendo,
Buttner & finally Butts;
I just hate it when Google allows this
to happen--it makes me feel so
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