X-Cellent X-Istance

Doug Palmer found some terrific definitions this morning on FFTL.

X-Cellent X-Istance

X-cellent means your DNA is awry.
X-istance means you have lost your balance.
X-ept means 'used to be competent'
X-cuses, no longer swear words
X-pectation means to change your exercise focus

X-planation, obviously means 'to get off a plane'
X-cathedra, means 'having changed to a single hull'
X-pert, means to 'having changed your brand of shampoo'
X-actly, having given up on a career in the theater
X-zamination, to get rid of zamins
X-hume, stop listening to Ed
X-ile, to leave an island
X-caliber, to go back to real beer
X-onnerate, to return to offerating
X-plicate means a dose of tough love.
X-quire, to be out of paper
X-semplify, getting Aimee McPherson out of your life
X-empt, having been thrown out of a Seattle rock museum
X-tent, to come home from a camping trip
X-tant, you're out of tants

X-etera means you have to stand up for three hours.


Doug Palmer, February 2009
X-mechanic
X-rockwannbe
and just rude, an X-igent.