Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Drama Bums Meet Mother Mary



Drama Bums Meet Mother Mary


Bubba Rammed Ass, juiced for Jesus,
writes BEER NOW and starts some business:
fancy ashram, Himalayas,
and a tavern outside of Vegas,
stinky dark with slots, where Mary
(Hippie Gopis call her Mother)
overweight but lips like lightning
shocking chakras at the bottom,
chants,"Om mani padme hum,"
chants,"O may he pay me more."

Then to customers, disciples,
bindu bimbos, winos, whiners,
chelas, fellas, doper boppers,
poacher preachers, beaters, bleeders,
rapper raptors--in short, the entire
amateur Sanskrit softball team--
Mary says:"Girls and boys,
if it's sympathy you're lookin' for,
you'll find it in the dictionary
between "shit" and "syphilis"."


Harvey Goldner

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