Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Penis Poem

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Willie Nelson

On his 75th birthday.

1 comment:

Jannie Funster said...

No WAY!! Willie wrote that??? I heard he never likes to admit he's aging.

You just never know, do you?