Scientific Exploration
So.., When they tell me
you can't get blood out of a turnip,
naturally, I have to try.
Well. it ain't easy,
but it can be done.
Takes a lot of pressure,
you don't get much blood,
and the turnip ends up
looking all anemic and wrinkly.
But it can be done,
you don't get much, though .
What you'd want turnip blood for anyway,
I can't imagine.
What are you gonna do with it?
You can do it at home.
Best not to try it at the breakfast table, though.
Doug Palmer
Posted over on his site Feel Free To Laugh
Listed as #21 over on Magpie Tales 55
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