Painting by Salvador Dali
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
The other day, my toaster told me,
"You need to get your act together. You're losing it."
"That's funny," I said. "The microwave never mentioned it
and we've been close for years.
What do you think?" I asked the coffeemaker.
It didn't say anything but it wouldn't meet my eyes.
That settled it. We had a domestic crisis brewing.
I contacted a psychologist.
Next week we meet as a group and try to thrash this out.
I sure hope it works.
If it doesn't, I might have to start talking to people again.
Albert Huffstickler
Posted over on Nerve Cowboy
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