Denis Leary Said

think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
Denis Leary

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
Denis Leary

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.
Denis Leary

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Denis Leary

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Denis Leary

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Denis Leary

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Denis Leary

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Denis Leary

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
Denis Leary

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
Denis Leary