Tuesday, December 6, 2011
image borrowed from bing
Since my normal body temperature is 101.4, half a degree hotter than most folks, one
could argue that I’m always running a low-grade fever.
But, in practical terms, it just means that mosquitoes, alert to my heat, swarm me and
only me in a crowd of people. If you want to have a bug-free experience, go camping or
to an outdoor summer concert with me.
My high body temperature also means that I sweat a lot.
Over the years, I’ve tried various wicking T-shirts, but have found that I defeat each of
them with my voluminous perspiration. So, when I’m traveling, I discard damp
undershirts in my hotel rooms and buy a new six-pack at the nearest Target or WalMart.
I imagine that the housekeepers bring the shirts home and launder them. I imagine there
are dozens of Mexican and Russian immigrant men wearing my second-hand T-shirts.
I wonder if they also look in the mirror and think the white T-shirts looks good against
their dark skin.
And maybe one of those men sweats like me. He’s sitting on the porch during a crazy
heat wave. Mosquitoes are going all Vlad-the-Impaler on him. He sees one on his arm,
but waits until the thing is obese with blood. Then he, quick-handed, smashes it. There is
blood and mayhem on his skin. He brings his arm to his mouth and eats the blood and
He thinks it all tastes lonesome.
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