Cahoots

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Cahoots

I have been in many places,
but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone.
You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport;
you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there,
thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions,
but you have to jump, and I'm not
too much on physical activity anymore.
I have never been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go,
and I try not to visit there.
I've been in Flexible, but only when
it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there
more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing
and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And more and more I think of the Here After.
Several times a day, in fact,
I enter a room and think,
What am I here after?
Sound familiar?????
Join the Club!

Arne Zaslove