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Martius Maximus
“This Donald Trump phenomenon is very curious.
If there were someone watching us from Mars, they
would think America has gone insane.”
--Noam Chomsky.
Martians go home, said the Yankees, tired of the
abuse themselves. I can’t remember, does a Mars
candy bar have nuts in it? If so it’s a rip off of
a Snickers bar. After taking tens of thousands of
pictures on Mars, we know its mountains are just
the rocky lips of craters. Much of its surface appears
desert-like, but it’s all covered in iron oxide, so on
a clear night this dwarf star twinkles red like a
ruby ring at 1,000 yards in bright moonlight. The
surface of Mars has deserts that are so old, the
sand has morphed to rust.
The Romans were a little less daffy than the Aztecs
relative to their calendar, but making March the first
month of the year did not catch on. It made the
seasons so confused, Spring refused to start until
June, and Fall didn’t happen until November.
Christmas turned into Halloween, and All Hallows
Eve turned into the first night of the Purge.
Not a lot of people realize that the Nazis made it
to the Moon in 1944, and they took Hitler with them.
He never went to Argentina, rather, though it seems
incredulous, he went to the dark side and felt at home
immediately. All was well for a time. They built their
hidden base underground. Hitler was 80 when we
landed on the moon. When he saw the American flag,
he became so upset, he stroked out and died. The
Nazis had improved their technology to the point that
by 1967, they were making shuttle trips to Mars. So,
they blew up the Moon station, and relocated to Mars.
They’ve had 50 years to settle in. When we finally set
boot on Mars, imagine our disappointment when SS
storm troopers greet us with the Nazi salute.
The Nazis on Mars have
made March the first month on the
Martian calendar.
Glenn Buttkus
Posted over at d'Verse Poets Pub
6 comments:
Brilliant concluding haiku to what sounds like a fictional (I hope!) nightmare. Maybe we can ship all of the magas to mars...
Chomsky’s quote is a great starting point, Glenn, and you took me on such a ride with your haibun. I like the inclusion of the Mars bar! The picture you paint of the Red Planet is desolate, despite it twinkling like a ruby ring. Why haven’t the Martian Nazis kidnapped Trump yet? He’s mad as a March hare!
I think this story resembles a lot of conspiracy theories that brought Mr. Trump to a position of power. Maybe he will leave and settle in with the Nazi colony at Mars.
What a tale with light and dark sides fashioned, i giggled throughout😊
Much❤love
"The Force is strong in this one."
--Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode IV: a New Hope
The satire is strong in this one, Glenn: You second "stanza" of prose, especially. Bravo!
Great sharee
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