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Get Stirred
“The sea is everything; a place where a man is
never lonely, for he feels the stirring on all sides.”
--Jules Verne.
Do not stir the slumbering Kraken,
for it will slice your guts into bacon.
Don’t be a cur,
and end up in stir.
Donut dough must be stirred
for twenty-five minutes.
Never stir up a wasp nest.
unless you’re wearing a HazMat suit.
Glenn Buttkus
Quadrille
Posted over at d'Verse Poets Pub
21 comments:
Gleen you had me laughing out loud at all those little words of wisdom. Made me think of Forest Gump actually
Lots of ingredients stirred together here.
I'll make a note not to do any of those things.
Delightful Glenn!
Yeppers. Mos def reminded me of Forest Gump
Stirring. Love that kraken.
Good point about that wasp nest. We don't know how big those creatures are in the deep either.
Nice one Glen, i smiled and as well i shuddered.
Happy Monday
much love...
Heehee! What fun, Glenn!
Thank you! I needed a laugh today :)
Ha, ha. Funny😊
Pat
I will never be able to think about Kraken without rhyming it with bacon ever again. And, yes, I do think about the Kraken a surprising amount.
Great reminder that some things are better left unstirred!
Love the combination of scary and funny in 44 words!
I laughed my head off...especially at the last line!! (It sounded hilarious in the voice of my mac speech app- I listen to most of my work this way.) Good instructions, Glenn :) :)
a very stirring string of stirs ... well done, what fun!
Oh! we won't disturb it!
This crack about the kraken had me laughing. Especially rhyming it with bacon. Such a delightful invitation to laugh and poke fun at so many things!
This made me smile. :)
Excellent pieces of advice. I love that you strung these very different ideas together and accomplished so much in only 44 words.
Oh my....and how apropos is the hazmat suit in today's crazy chaotic world! A hornets nest indeed!
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