A Good Fitting Bra

A Good-Fitting Bra


A good-fitting bra is
a [bosom] buddy indeed,
a little [or sometimes not so little,] friend
who won’t let you [or your boobs] down
until it gets too stretched out because
you’ve worn the friendship thin and not
given it that every-other-day break,
or better yet, every-third-day break
as recommended in the Better Bras Almanac.

My experience has been it’s easier
to replace a good bra
than a good friend
so be nice to
your bras.
And your friends!

Jannie Funster December 2008